Showing posts with label kittehs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kittehs. Show all posts

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Silly Sunday

One picture story is true, the other is false.


Before:








After vigorous ruffling:



Either way, he's a puffball. Just how disorganized depends on how dry & staticky the air is, and whether his human feels like torture that day.


Before: The Big B giving the puppy-eyes look for something he wants.



After: Gloating when I fall for it.



And running away in fear of my righteous wrath.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Life Is So Hard

Poor kittehs. Life is so hard.









Always they be beggin' for love...



I fell in love with this fun jouncy tune the first time I heard it.


Gizmo likes it too, but he still wonders what happened to his fur coat.

(No, we didn't fail as parents again. This is an old pic but way too cutely pathetic to pass up).

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Kittehs Love When Mama Goes Thrifting

But the Big B dreads when I go shopping.

Why?

It's nothing that bad--after all, it's not like he's typically required to *gasp* go with me or anything horrifyingly inhumane like that. I have my own allowance, so it's not like he's going to see a surprise credit card statement in the mail. I don't call or send picture messages of what I'm considering purchasing to get his opinion. In fact, me going out shopping is usually a bonus benefit for him since I'm usually gone for hours and he gets free range of the house.

I should clarify that it's not really me going shopping that he dreads, but me returning from shopping.

Because bargain-shopping and thrifting just isn't as satisfying to me unless I can share my finds when I get home. One at a time. Exclaiming over each one in an almost super sonic squeal or at the very least some excited hopping. While holding it out and extolling the benefits. And then triumphantly telling him the price until he gives some sort of acknowledgement of how great it is that I found a $200 suit for $10.50.

So you can't really blame him if he shudders when he hears the garage door open after I've spent a long day of digging through the racks.


The kittehs, however, are a different story.





I think they greet each new piece just as eagerly as I do.



New smells! Must claim new territory!


They certainly got possessive enough with the new items when I put them the couch. Both cats had laid down on the pile within minutes of each other.

Another favorite part about Mama's retail therapy for Gizmo?



He gets a new posh hiding place for himself.


The clothes I found were awesome (a heaping pile for less than $80!) but a couple of non-clothing finds were a nice touch.








Had to switch out to this purse immediately, it was so cool. It'll serve double-duty in a steampunk outfit no problem, especially if I keep the cell phone pocket out of sight.








An impulse buy I don't regret was this treasure.







You can't beat that for 99 cents, even if it is VHS. It's in such good shape!
I loved that movie. My first memories of it are being scared out of my wits by the Skesis, grossed out and frantic by the draining of the podlings, awed by Kira's ability to fly, and delighted by Fizzgig.

I had no idea, not a single inkling, that they were all puppets.

Mama loves when she goes thrifting too.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Gizmo the Magnificent

Gizmo says hi!



He's normally a fluffy kitty with a handsomely full mane and beautiful large green eyes.







The Big B did some research online one day that led him to believe Gizmo was a Norwegian Forest Cat. He has many of the physical characteristics and his pesonality also seems to fit the breed. What do I know? He could be. We got him from my friend (she's a vet tech) when her coworker brought him in after he and his brother were found underneath a lawnmower one day.

I do know Gizmo. When we were looking for a kitten to keep Alabama company I asked Sarwa to keep an eye out at work for a lovey, cuddly kitten. She told me about Gizmo and I brought him home "on a trial basis".

He stretched and gave up the belly to us and thus entered our hearts forever, even as his large almond-shaped eyes entreated us to srtoke his armpits and belly.

He likes to lay on his back with his feet all tucked in. He is a huge daddy's boy and shin-sleeper. He goes crazy when you say "mousey" and will very energetically fetch said mouseys if thrown, often at the peril of concussions from impacting the wall in pursuit.







He bothered our older cat, Alabama, mercilessly as a kitten. He still loves to pick fights and sling his heavier body weight around. He has a very girly and high pitched meow that is often soft & quiet but can be quite strident when he wants something.



He was a fearless kitten but grew to be a more cautious and wary adult. He knows a couple of words like mousey and outside. He mostly prefers to sleep somewhere near to us rather than on us, but loves to sleep on daddy's legs when he's stretched out on the couch.




His fur is thick, soft and long, white all over except for most of his tail and a small headpiece. It has a couple of unfortunate side effects...like the large dust bunny/hairball hybrids that tumble forlornly in the corners of the house and under furniture.

The second side effect has very unlucky consequences for Gizmo.

We have been bad humans. We did not brush him properly once his coat fully matured. At first, when he was younger, matting wasn't so much of a problem. But after a couple of years, especially in the dry, staticky air of winter, mats would form and start to pull on his tender pink skin beneath. We were too wussy to cut them out, unable to bear his piercing cries of torment.

So we did this to him instead.







'Tis a cruel, cruel fate for a dignified cat like Gizmo. He hates it. I sympathize, knowing he's probably wondering why in the hell we would shave all his insulating fur off in the middle of winter. But it was the only way to rid him of the painful mats without leaving him looking like a half destroyed chew toy.
Of course the tuft of fur poof-balling on the end of his tail is what makes the whole outfit.



It's sort of sad and funny at the same time, something you want to look away from but strangely can't. His foop-wah (that saggy pouch of fat spayed/neutered cats get that sways back and forth when they run) looks vaguely obscene, shorn of it's majestic belly fuzz.
This year, however, the Big B and I made a pact to Gizmo that we would brush him and keep this from happening again.


He's much happier with his full coat. Even Alabama likes him better this way.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Look What My Son Caught for Me

He was so frakkin proud.

I knew something was up when I got out of the shower and instead of being in his customary spot on the rug just outside the tub, he was laying underneath the toilet.

Luckily, I am a habitual looker-down-before-I-step kind of person, so I managed to spot the "gift" before stepping on it (let me just say "eeeeeewwwww").

You guessed right.

My furry, four-legged "son" caught a mouse sometime between my alarm going off (where he was curled up in the nook of my bent legs) and me getting out of the shower last Friday morning.

And he's declawed!

This is the 2nd animal he's caught in the house. The first time he caught a little black shrew. We think it was him but really can't be sure since we do have two hunters in the house (Alabama Mae caught a shrew outside during a Father's Day BBQ and promptly brought it to my dad as a present).

This one I could be sure was his, just because of his odd behavior. When I stepped out of the shower, he looked at me, then at the mouse, and then back at me as if to say "Momma! Aren't you going to praise me?"

Of course I couldn't deal with the dead critter just then...I was still naked for cryin' out loud!

So I used some toilet paper to move it away from immediate danger of being stepped on in our 1' square bathroom and proceeded to get to the point where I was dressed enough to toss the carcass outside.

I considered flushing it, but thought it would be a bad idea. Gizmo is an extremely smart kitten, and he would try to "rescue" his prize if he saw me put it in the toilet.

But when it came time to dispose of the corpse, IT WAS GONE!!

OMIGOD. Not good.

Now I had to find this damn thing because there's no way I'm letting a potential mini-mouse zombie reanimate within the confines of my home.

I checked the usual spots...his food & water dish, his little hidey-hole cat castle, the spare bed...

Nada.

But then I remembered one truly important fact about my son....he's a HUGE daddy's boy, so I knew that he would have to show off his hunting skills to his father upstairs.

Nevermind that the Big B is sleeping away, Gizmo is a quiet understated kind of kitty but he would wait patiently until B acknowledged his feat.

And that's right where I found him and the mouse, hanging out on the carpet upstairs, waiting patiently for the accolades that are justly due him.




 Oh he looks so very proud, doesn't he?




Okay so you can barely see the thing...but it was definitely a live mouse at one point!

I guess all that practice with the fake mousies last night really gave Gizmo an edge this morning when it came time for the real thing.

My son, the mighty fluffy hunter.


*I tried to delay-post this 3 FRAKKIN times...Blogger hates me, because it's now a week later than I meant to post it. *sigh*

Friday, August 12, 2011

Sassy Kitteh Gives You Her Profile...

...coz she's saucy like that.



She is the ultimate love-whore and has a mouth on her that could make a truck driver blush.

She's either cussing you out, nagging you to do something, or encouraging you to continue petting her in just that manner.

Either way, you always know when she's around because she insists on keeping up a constant dialogue with you. When I'm home by myself, I never feel alone if Bama's around because she's so constantly vocal.

I once had a half-hour conversation with her. I swear! She will continue to meow at you as long as you show your face and make noises at her.

There are days when she sounds hoarse, as if her little tiny vocal chords are on the verge of giving out because of your insistence on not giving her what she wants, when she wants it, so that she's forced to berate you endlessly until you give in and give her a head rub or cuddle.

She is a force of personality in this house and not to be trifled with.

She knows how to kill you--there are plenty of flights of stairs that she can trip you down if you displease her.

All hail the Bama, softest kitteh in the world! She demands your love and will receive it, whether you want to give it or not.

Because she's Bama.